Recent Quotes

As I prepare to go to bed before 11 for the first time in the last eight days, I shall recount a few fun quotes from the past week.

"Save it for your sheets tonight!"
-Me, in response to a student beating his desk rhythmically with a grunting, vocal accompaniment. Thankfully, his need to share his sexual frustrations with the class ceased for the moment.

"I don't like poor people." and then later "Shut up, stupid a**, pimple-faced poor m$%^# f#%$."
--Antonio, unleashing intense frustration at a classmate for his admittedly obnoxious and never-ending cursing and poor behavior control. Really Antonio?...do you realize that basic school demographics reveal the vast majority of your peers to be "poor people." Generalizations, no good.

"The administrative staff has received reliable information that there will be gang fights at all lunches today. Please do not share this information with students, as this will cause them to strategically change the locations and times."
--FA administrator in regards to why students were confined to classrooms for lunch today. Although certainly impeding teachers from enjoying those 15 minutes of freedom, this action also made all gang-violence attempts defunct during the lunch hour.

"...but we all know they're all a bunch of Q's!" [chuckle, chuckle]
--again, FA administrator. This time describing a group of male dancers that might bring ballroom dance to enrich the school's boy's club program. And they wonder why students can't stop the jokes about fag#@( and fruit cakes?